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Nigerian in London by: anon I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those colonials. With a name like ...read joke SELLING TO NIGERIANS by: Anon Hello? Hi, this is Raheema calling from Hollywood Hereafter Resources. I just wanted to let you know that your phone number was randomly selected in a ...read joke Wedding Night Tips!!!! by: Victoria S Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. "So what do ...read joke MISSED PERIOD by: Anon A young girl missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the ...read joke CONFESSIONS OF AN IJAW KID by: Anon Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother ...read joke RETURN MY MONEY OH!! by: Tolu O. An areaboy once took 20,000 nairia in a bag to a canteen where he went to eat. After a while he went to the toilet forgetting his money on the table where ...read joke Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian by: Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after ...read joke A HUSBANDS MOMENT OF REALIZATION by: Abolaji O. A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned ...read joke THE SMUGGLER by: Abolaji O. Joseph comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The Customs official stops him and says, "What's in ...read joke JUNGLE JUSTICE by: Abolaji O. Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a ...read joke